... I met him! It has been 40 years that tells me that Santa is very busy during the few days before Christmas. It handles so-called enormous logistical problems since its platform in the North, organizing the delivery of billions of packets worldwide, with precision and timing to dream any employee of DHL or Fedex.
And Ben was lied to. I crossed a lot these days, and I can tell you it was not working wooden toys ... But where was he then? Ben at the poker tables, of course!
So yes, I should not have found me because I was supposed to take a break. That's what I did: no MTT in the last 3 days, just a few hands of cash in the day to maintain ... Barely three days in 3000 hands, and it was a shame to deny it since it was my best hands since 3000 this challenge is launched, and by far ... And Father Christmas, then? Well, I've crossed a lot to my tables, the small secretive ...
Sometimes deal:
But more often it was installed at tables, like any player ... Ah yes, but I have acknowledged, there are certain details that do not lie ...
Other times, he disguised himself in flop
You see? All we told you all these years is a big lie ... I know it's ugly ... And besides, I feel that I will participate in its spread, although I discovered the awful truth. Still a bit forced, no? You see me take my youngest (3yrs old) and say
"Come over here my man, I'll mention the wonderful story of Santa Claus.
- Oh yes, Daddy!
- Once Upon a Time in the Far North a very nice old gentleman with a long white beard. For hundreds of years, he had the happiness to many little kids like you ... Provided they are well behaved, he passed by the chimney of their house at night and just bring lots of gifts
- It's great, I love me Santa Claus! This is the night that will come to us, huh, Dad?
- Ah, my son, you know, it's not that simple. One day he got sick, so he sold his sleigh and reindeer and he got himself a brand new PC and an excellent connection to 8MB. And he decided to switch customers ... So he opened a poker site and moved the tables. He spotted Lengcentka Chal, who had been very good this year and who had sent him a nice letter: Dear Dad
Christmas
This year I was very wise, but I have not had much luck. Me what I want for Christmas is a beautiful goodrun, kind of 45 BB/100 hands in 3000, y'know? You think you could do this for me?
[Big Voice Mode ON]
HO HO HO! Come on, it's true, that it was well-behaved boy. But it is not very smart, he continues to go allin PF with AK against big pairs. Go, look, this time he will touch his Ace!
What can I do to him? Oh look, the color came back to the turn, but why the slow-play there? LOL, I really take for a fish that one, and now I am caught by the old carpet overbet river. He believes that I have ever played or what? Hey, I bet that € 100k you got the flush, funny! Come on, I'll pay with my pair, but that's because it's Christmas ... HO HO HO! ...
Go even a hand. Ah, I just hit my flush, but it makes him whether he had full set. It goes even from river belt and if I pay with my crappy flush it might have suspected something ... By cons, if it is I who am carpet as if I had not seen the doublet, he will think he played well the blow ... HO HO HO! ...
Come on, I still give him a set over set, and then stop there. Well he can not complain about not being spoiled for Christmas, this one this year! HO HO HO! ...
[Big Fashion Voice OFF]
And now, my chick, it has pleased you my wonderful Christmas?
- I have not included Dad, but I'll have my presents?
- I do not think my grandfather, he can not do everything you know, Santa Claus. Maybe next year? "
Seriously, you see me do that to her?? No, of course, I myself will make him his presents under the tree, and I tell him that it is the Father Christmas has brought everything ... Tin, sometimes I am disgusted ...
Go, Merry Christmas to all!
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